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NO ARTHUR BABY WHY DID YOU LEAD THE RAID ON THE DRUIDS?  I STILL LOVE YOU. 

WHY DO YOU INSIST ON SACRIFICING YOURSELF ALL THE TIME?

ARTHUR BABY DON’T CRY CUZ I’M GONNA CRY TOO AND THE SPIRIT IS GOING TO FORGIVE YOU. 

ARTHUR YOU ARE SERIOUSLY THE MOST WORTHY KING OF ALL TIME.  EVER.  I JUST LOVE YOU OKAY.  YOU ARE A BETTER MAN THAN YOUR FATHER.  YOU ARE FORGIVEN.

WELL ARTHUR CAN’T DENY ELION IS POSSESSED NOW, CAN HE?

AGRAVINE, YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO SLAY ELION.

Well, Gaius says so, so that’s legit.

ARTHUR STOP BEING ALL PENSIVE MY OVARIES CAN’T HANDLE THIS.

MERLIN HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING?

“I COOK, I CLEAN, I’M ALWAYS THERE FOR HIM.” 

MERLIN I KNOW YOU THINK YOU’RE ARTHUR’S WIFE HUSBAND.  BECAUSE, WELL, YOU ARE.  But that’s not important right now.

“Why’ve you got stew in your hair?”

“Because he was reading.”

… Harking back to the first couple episodes, anyone?

GWAIN, DON’T JUDGE HIM. HE’S DISTURBED SOME SPIRITS. AND ABOUT TO PISS HIMSELF.

PERCIVAL BROKE ANOTHER KNIGHT’S WRIST? OF COURSE HE DID. WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ARM-WRESTLE SIR PERCIVAL. BITCHES BE DUMB.