LIVEBLOG ALL THE THINGS!

I HATE WHEN CRAZY PEOPLE STAB THEMSELVES OR JUST CRAZILY KILL THEMSELVES EASGJKLLKSDFJGKFHG

DONE DONE DONE

MAMMA TRAAAAAAAAAAN

and then

MAMMA TRAAAAAAAN

DEAN FINDING CAS IN PURGATORY OH MY GOD I’M JUST

But I’ll be liveblogging the rest of it in a couple hours.

ARTHUR, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED?!

Arthur, you’re being a royal twat.  Merlin is just trying to help you.

(Although he’s talking at like 200 wpm.)

And about to get raped. D: 

ARTHUR.  YOUR WOMAN IS ABOUT TO BE DEFILED.  GO SAAAAAAAAAAAVE HER!

Okay, SCD.  I love you, but it’s TIME TO END.  NEXT IS MERLIN.

NO ARTHUR BABY WHY DID YOU LEAD THE RAID ON THE DRUIDS?  I STILL LOVE YOU. 

WHY DO YOU INSIST ON SACRIFICING YOURSELF ALL THE TIME?

ARTHUR BABY DON’T CRY CUZ I’M GONNA CRY TOO AND THE SPIRIT IS GOING TO FORGIVE YOU. 

ARTHUR YOU ARE SERIOUSLY THE MOST WORTHY KING OF ALL TIME.  EVER.  I JUST LOVE YOU OKAY.  YOU ARE A BETTER MAN THAN YOUR FATHER.  YOU ARE FORGIVEN.